It seems Landon always has something to say and sometimes he is pretty funny. I know I have forgotten some of his funnier sayings, but I thought I better start writing down a few. Good thing he is not a smart alec!??
Landon (age 4)to a 20 something guy: Hey dude, you shouldn't smoke. It turns your lungs black and your teeth yellow.
Guy: Thanks man.
Burnage!
Waiter at Applebee's: Can I get you anything else?
Landon: Can I get a refill for my drink?
Waiter: I'm just going to bring you a big drink, do you think you can handle it?
Landon: Yah, I have bladder control.
(About his teacher) Mom: Mr. M sure is a commedian.
Landon: No, he is from California.
Mom: Where are commedians from?
Landon: Canada
Oui, Oui, it is good to be French.
Whatever
What now?!
Too Bad!
Do I know you?
Never! (anytime you ask him to do something)
Aye, aye captain. (also when you ask him to do something)
Landon (age 4) to some guy in Kmart walking by: Dude, you shouldn't swear.
Mom(while pregnant with Lauren): Landon, what are you going to do with a little sister?
Landon: I'm going to tease her and pull her hair.
Mom (after Lauren was born): Are you still going to tease your sister and pull her hair?
Landon: No, I didn't know how much I was going to love her.
Landon couldn't wait for his little sister to come home from the hospital after she was born. He told his first grade teacher, "My little sister is going to be so cute, and she is going to be dressed in a cute outfit."
If anyone remembers more let me know and I will add it to the list.
